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Friday, September 8th, 2006
11:21 pm
[kyatto]
Fan Rant
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noroki_girl and I being drunken retards. We're like, ranting about the FMA dub fandom, among other things. I dont remember much. XD It's crackilicious though.


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Wednesday, March 8th, 2006
1:39 am
[kyatto]
More Rantage
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By: kyatto
Topic: People at cons
Length: 8 mins


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Saturday, March 4th, 2006
10:46 pm
[azysapphy]
Ranter(s): azysapphy
Subject: Cosplay Wank
Rating: PG for minor swearing
Time: 1:30
Warnings: some swearing, caffinated hyperness, and random offtopic ness...plus some loud moments.

Cosplay Rant

Disclaimer: The opinons stated are soley those of azysapphy and are not representative of the general population. Den apologizes if she offends anyone, but if you're listening to the file and you get offended, remember, nobody forced you to listen to her ramblings!

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Thursday, March 2nd, 2006
11:36 pm
[azysapphy]
Den Rants!
Ranter(s): azysapphy
Subject: Midsummer Night's Dream
Rating: PG for minor swearing
Time: 1:15
Warnings: There's a loud moment, but it ends quickly.

Whee!

Disclaimer: The opinons stated are soley those of azysappy and are not representative of the general population. Den apologizes if she offends anyone, but if you're listening to the file and you get offended, remember, nobody forced you to listen to her ramblings!

X-posted to my own journal.
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Sunday, February 26th, 2006
5:02 am
[kyatto]
Voice Post: Rant-...um...Pants? *many things are covered*
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Brought to you by: kyatto a.k.a. Edo and noroki_girl a.k.a. Trisha
Length: About 20 mins
Topic: Many things. Range- ep. 48 dubbed, to Vic being Paku Romi in disguise, to Edo can't dance, to...Havoc's Pants.....
Rated: Hard PG-13 mostly for language and some off-content XD
Warnings: Some slight spoilers for FMA if you do not know episode 48 or beyond. Or if you do not know what a blimp is XD .


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Disclaimer: The views in this voice post are that of kyatto and noroki_girl and not the "fandom" as a whole. Also these views are that of them at around 4:00 in the morning their time and may change completely once they are more awake and not living off of flu medication and Coca Cola. (Yes currently Kyatto has the flu as well as other....timely problems.... ) Not trying to start any "wank" or harrass anyone. If you feel personally offended or are spoiled, it's your own fault, your own beef. Have a problem, don't whine about it, email either kyatto or noroki_girl and things can be straightened out. We may be ranters, but we are NICE ranters. :D

x-posted : kyatto tehharem tw_ranters fm_alchemist

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Tuesday, February 14th, 2006
11:23 pm
[kyatto]
Voice Post: Holiday Rant: Special Valentines Day Rant- Couples in FMA
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By: kyatto (aka Edo) and noroki_girl (aka Trisha)
Topic: Valentines Day Special- Various Couples in FMA
Rated: Hard PG-13 (for language mostly)
Length: approx. 15 mins
Genre: Humor, Parody, Rant, Crack Fun
Warnings: Brief Spoiler Warning if you don't know who Alfons Heiderich and Noah are, and a sort-of End Of Series/Movie Spoiler.
Disclaimer: The views expressed in these rants are only that of kyatto and noroki_girl and not the "fandom" as a whole. We apologize if your favoured pairing was not mentioned (we most likely were going to include it but forgot) . Please try not to pick a fight over it or try to start wank. It will not be responded to nicely and instead Noroki and Kyatto will sit back, point fingers, and laugh like loons. :D Also we apologize for some slips in enunciation and volume we are sleepy peasants ^^;

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We hope you enjoy! <3

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Thursday, February 9th, 2006
12:10 am
[kyatto]
Voice Post: Rant/Discussion- Roy/Ed Shipping (May have spoilers)
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By: kyatto and noroki_girl
Topic: Roy/Ed Pairing among other FMA Insanity
Length: About 10 minutes (maybe?)
Genre: Humor, Parody, Random Insanity
Warnings: Dirty stuff is mentioned (like hard yaoi and male anatomy as well as sexual references), also there may be some spoilers.
Rating: May have to be rated R just to be safe

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Disclaimer: What is mentioned in the voice post is only the opinions of kyatto and noroki_girl and not the fandom as a whole. Please, do not use this as an excuse to start an arguement about shipping.

A few people requested this so we hope you enjoy!

Transcription: (ASAP)

x-posted: kyatto tw_ranters tehharem fm_alchemist

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Wednesday, February 8th, 2006
12:05 am
[noroki_girl]
Transcription of leather pants-the rant that started it all ^.^
Ok .. this is how much I could make out. Someone oughtta fill in the gaps (marked [...]). Or maybe I'll come back to it sometime later ....

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Hey all... well I decided to do my request e-mail I got like 3 [...] ago with the same thing
My wonderful rant about why Ed wears leather pants, I mean seriously, he wants to

show you either [...] ...what kind of pants does that boy wear?
Well, I don't get him ...first of all, let's[...]

It just doesn't look like jeans, it really doesn't. And also, it is shiny, it is visibly

shiny, it has a weird reflection thing going on.

And it's not the soaky kind of pants - I mean what kind of soldier walks around, in battle,

in soaky pants? Ok, it has to be like, the dumbest soldier ever. It's like: "Yeah I wanna

walk around with no protection for my vital organs, 'cos I have these soaky pants and my

boxers". Yeah ... Apparently if Ed was wearing soaky pants he wouldn't be as smart as

people see he is.

And so here's why he wears leather. First of all, look, how many times does he get the

crap beaten out of him? I mean, the only time I ever saw his pants even tear

slightly is in episode one, right, the first [...], when that chimera is attacking him -

that thing has claws, it has teeth. I'm sorry something that sharp even can rip through

leather, heck, I'm sure that, try hard enough, it could even rip through kevlar. And Ed

does not wear kevlar pants, heck I don't know if kevlar even existed back then.

Anyway but look at the rest of the show- Ed's shirt gets ripped off, the coat goes poof- I

mean, c'mon the coat always goes poof, idon't know how many clothes the boy has(!)
But his pants stay fine. Only leather can take that much damage...

So he's rolling around, he's running, he's getting hit by rocks, he's getting shot at...
His pants are fine. They're not even dirty
And on his order, on his [...]besides milk,
How the hell does he get blood out of leather, do you know how expensive that is?!
Yeah he wears leather, there's no doubt about it. His other pants a. ought to get trashed

or b. he looks pretty stupid wearing them.

Yeah, Ed walks around kicking butt in PJ pants(!) Yeah, that's something I wanna see.
Ed Elric: The Pyjama alchemist! Coming soon to a cinema near you! Now showing in

New York, Los Angeles and Santa Tonio, because those cities are retarded! No offense

included there.

Anyway, to add onto that, as to why he wears leather, because its kinda amusing ...

Ed shows no [...]

Leather comes from a cow.

He has very happy pants.

Oh, ooh ... This is from a doujinshi, they're drawing Edward's pants .... Very very visible

boner.

I'm sorry - I've worn leather. I've seen guys wear leather. And it turns in the way [...] in

the leather ... it shows boner. The way I see Ed's pants flowing, the creases, the shine,

that's pretty slick crap he's wearing.

You're not going to see a giant tent sticking out. No! Pay attention! Look at the shiny-

look at the crevices - it shows what he's wearing! No ...I'm not going to go into his [...]

'cos I don't know, it's either really heavy, really light, I don't know. Because ... Dig it, he's

a [...], Ok ...I'm not getting into that.

And that's it for this rant, I think I'll go write an essay now ... yay(!)
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and by the way kyatto, i'm adding you to keep track of your rants ^_^

-This transcription was done by the lovely idly and I had to do alot of post digging to find it, but here you all go ^.^

You can find the link to this rant on http://www.freewebs.com/twranters/ ^.^

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Tuesday, February 7th, 2006
11:39 pm
[kyatto]
Voice Post: Rant-THE FMA MOVIE (Part 2) -SPOILER WARNING-
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kyatto and noroki_girl bring you yet another one!

Topic: FMA Movie among other small random FMA-ish things
Rating: Hard PG-13 (you may hear an F-Word)
Warning: SPOOOOOOOIIIIIILERSSSSS!!!!
Length: Not even 10 minutes I think. (SHORTEST EVER XD)
Genre: Voice Post Ranting, Comedy, Humor, Random insanity

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Yes! Another for all you lovely FMA fans!

We tried to enunciate....we tried very hard. XD Probably failed.

And we now have a website with links to all of our previous rants in case you may have missed one...

Transcription: (ASAP)

Enjoy!

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2:51 pm
[istealboyswings]
FMA Movie Rant Transcription
Yay for movie transcriptions! Heres the original voice post, if you want to listen.

I'm skipping the spoiler warnings, and just saying theres a LOT of SPOILERS, so avoid if you don't want to be spoiled.

Any text like this means I don't know what they're saying and am offering an idea, or it's just me talking.

Annnd....I added pic XD Because I have a whole bunch from the movie. Kindly provided by someone on fm_alchemist. Thanks a whole bunch! I wish I remembered your name...

Anyways...
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Alrighty, that took me two hours to transcribe....back to school work...@_@

Me: Essay?What Essay? Heres a copy of the voicepost I transcribed instead.
Professor: *stamps* FAIL.


::hearts::


(crossposted between tw_ranters and fm_alchemist

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3:13 am
[kyatto]
Voice Post: Rant- The FMA Movie - SPOILER WARNING
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Okay we said we were going to do a rant on the internet. We actually did it twice. Both were too long and refused to upload. So we'll do internet as a special seperate individual series.

So to please you FMA Fans, here's our Movie Rant!

(We didn't include everything because there was just too much to rant about and we were rather pressed for time so it would upload)

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Topic: FullMetal Alchemist Movie
Warnings: PG-13, SPOILERS
Ranters: kyatto noroki_girl
Length: Roughly 10 minutes (maybe)

Note: This is not just a rant but a general discussion. We point out both the good and the bad. We may do another (FMA Movie Rant 2) and also when I get Adobe Premiere going we want to record our own fanon commentary :D Also all views in this are opinions not fact, just things we noticed. Feel free to discuss whatever we bring up amongst yourselves.

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12:53 am
[kyatto]
Applications:
Comment on THIS LJ Post With Your Applications!

(Note whether it's for RANTING or TRANSCRIBING)


You should be approved soon.

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12:31 am
[noroki_girl]
Yay!
Hello all, and welcome. For future reference, most posts will be voice posts...ranting about random subjects. ^.^ We already have two and I hope to have more. <.< if only we moved them here....

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